Every blog has to have a first post, and it seems to be convention for it to contain over-optimistic enthusiasm about the number of posts and/or readers, as well as telling everyone to ‘watch this space’ for enthralling new postings which generally never arrive, or which are decidedly un-enthralling when they do.

Instead, here’s that other geek blog staple, an xkcd post:

frist post, Linux, obxkcd